anti0ch:

crustrocket:

20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky

you would not believe your eyes

if 20,000 tethered flies

hoisted my corpse into the sky

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

feazelblahg:

ayezaeyah:

Howdy!

I’ve never seen a shit-eating grin performed by anything without a mouth before

(via ruinedchildhood)

(via lord-kitschener)

freefallingstyle:

cyborgoctopus:

hi i love having boobs!

that is all.

(via lord-kitschener)

literallyaflame:

letting my mom watch queer eye was a mistake. she just walked into my room, pointed at some clothes on my floor and said “hey. what would tan say about this???” and i just shuffled over to pick them up like a sad child cause i would want tan france to be proud of me :( fuck :(

(via sentient-sin-bin)

timkarinn:

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

(via spoopy-scurry)

(via lord-kitschener)

validmogai:

homosexual frog - For frogs who have been turned gay by chemicals put in the water by Obama. 

(via disinterestedhomo-deactivated20)

lenacorp:

aamphitrites:

u know what makes me lowkey sad? when someone says ‘i know it seems silly’ before talking about something they clearly care very deeply about bc u know that means someone gave them shit for caring that much about that thing before which is Fucked Up.

or when they’re like “i know i talk too much, just tell me to shut up when u get tired” n they say it as a joke but u can see that they’re uncomfortable, n i get so sad n i wanna fight whoever made them feel like they’re not worth of being heard.

(via ferrand-o)

pukicho:

pollofrita:

pukicho:

The year is 9

Some motherfucker be touching cow tits, and oh boy, he’s about to invent cereal

……. I beg your pardon

Beg

(via surprisebitch)